My English Exams - Dirty sentences or dirty thinking?

[KEN]

English pattern for board exams changed and we now have got some special supplement which have perverted sentences lol XD here:

1>It is time you decide ____ yourself.
2>He spoke with confidence ____ experience.
3>The public levelled charges ____ the official for corruption.
4>Our school choir was conducted _____ our music teacher.
5>The boxer was knocked ____ in the third round.

Funny part is,all sentences fit the word "to Fuck" XD
try it,and there are alot and alot more similar things cant bother to write whole of them but will edit this post and will write the other big paragraphs XD

decided to write one para :3

This paragraph fits the word "FUCKED"

Hari ____ into the household as an urchin,five or six years old.His father,who ____ a cook,was an irresponsible,hard-drinking rascal,who ____ his wife mercilessly.The poor woman finally ____ refuge in our household and so Hari ____ to the notice of my grandmother.Grandfater always ____ those in distress and he found Hari to be bright youngster,so he _____ him.He____ the little boy and Hari ____ in the family service and ___ to school by my grandfather.
LOL :)

[Sethioz]

it looks like chinese to me ..
its so lame, how in schools (i imagine in all countries where english isnt primary) they teach some chinese-english that doesnt even exist in world. i doubt that those teachers have ever really USED their english.
as many know, i live in a country where english is primary language (not pure english, but its mixed english, never the less, its ENGLISH). so what i say .. is that schools are useless. they use some RETARDED fucking DUMB words that no1 ever understands. if i would say something like "The public levelled charges ........" that, ppl here would look at me like ... what is this language you are speaking ??

or WHAT THE FUCK is "urchin" ?? ive been living amongst ppl who speak english for like 3 years and i have never heard that word before.
i looked it up on google and it says its another word for "hedgehog" .. wtf ?? hedgehogs in household ?? you should tell your teacher that this shit is SHIT and useless.


anyway as about english, i want to point out that i speak US english, not british english. honostly british english pisses me off a bit, that pure british english. its so gay. even like country UK - you gay. its so irritating, the way they speak. jamaican (so called broken english) is also stupid. ive heard it a lot and its honostly stupid. they talk SO FAST like some damn grannys on a sunday morning market (blalblablablablalbalbalblalbalbalblblal going on and on). scottish english isnt nicest either, they use so stupid words and terms.

anyway english they teach you in school is pretty much useless. you can learn the words, no doubt about it, but it is very far from the way ppl actually speak and write.

[KEN]

You never liked schools.Same with me.
But it dirty sentences or dirty thinking? :)
pff dirty thinking :3

[Sethioz]

3rd option > its their (whoever made those things for schools) stupidity not to think what they write. since i dont see it being misspelled if you put FUCKED there .. point of this is to get proper sentence, which it would be .. so hmmmm ...

you should show your teacher this thread

[KEN]

I wanted my thinking to win -_-

(\_/)
(^.^) You should try be more negative thinker like,i see a glass of water half empty even when its full.
(")(")

Even if its not dirty thinking,Still my mind is dirty enough :3

[Sethioz]

maybe its test of a test. it distracts you and makes you write wrong words there.

if you see half full glass full, you need to get your eyes checked < offtopic

this and many other things proves that every1 in this world has dirty mind.

[KEN]

Everyone have a dirty thinking :3
well i want to know what MS thinks of this XD he is different,maybe :D

[DONNAxHATESxYOU]

-- hmmm .. first part is just about prepositions ..
.. Last paragraph is about verb tenses ..

.. and being an urchin .. i think it means a brat or something ..

.. about schooL .. hmm .. we have different views about it .. :D
im not trying to prove something .. just answering, since i Love engLish :D

[Sethioz]

.. and being an urchin .. i think it means a brat or something

what ? you and brat ? pffft haha good joke tho. see no1 seem to know what it means exactly.

however seems like not every1 have dirty thinking :) .. or who knows, maybe shes thinking about "something" else ehehe

[KEN]

however seems like not every1 have dirty thinking :).. or who knows, maybe shes thinking about "something" else ehehe

she even commented the correct things on my facebook so Not everyone have dirty thinking XD

gahhh where are you MS?
:shock:

[Sethioz]

he saw your pm, i guess he cant be bothered with this here .. i dont even know why i replied, i must be bored.

[DONNAxHATESxYOU]

he saw your pm, i guess he cant be bothered with this here .. i dont even know why i replied, i must be bored.

-- off topic .. :P

.. oh sweet revenge .. hahah ..

off topic on the off topic board @_@

[MagicalSilence]

off topic on the off topic board @_@

Approved*

gahhh where are you MS?

Right here sweetie ;) missed me i see mwah mwah :D haha

(\_/) (Conejo)
(6.6 )/")
(")(")

[KEN]

:P now bother saying something about the topic :D u r most intelligent among us all when it comes to life ;)

[MagicalSilence]

I did say something intelligent :) Conejo :) look it up and you will be little wiser :D

[Sethioz]

you two should tell others to stay in topic, not go offtopic yourself ...