Sherlock holmes and Dr watson went on camp

[KEN]

This is so called 2nd best joke of the world :-/

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

[MagicalSilence]

well it's quite funny quite clean joke maybe bit dull for my taste i guess but still good

[KEN]

I also dont find it much good but i just posted it coz its said to b second best joke :/

U and I like "dirty" ones :D

[MagicalSilence]

God rest my soul the day i pass away.. i am horrible..

Why sharks dont eat niggers? Because they think its whale shit
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Why jews wandered desert for 40 years? they heard someone dropped a coin

[Sethioz]

i see neither of you noticed the simple thing, that it aint a joke at all, even tho it sounds bit funny. point of this being that if you are way smarter than 99% of ppl in this world, you dont notice the most simplest things.

like old saying "if you want to hide something, put it in the most obvious and most seen place".
im sure everyone of you have experienced this that you looking something so hard and already getting pissed off "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ??!!" ..while the thing you looking for is either right in front of you on desk or in your own pocket.

anyway, keep it in topic. talk about this specifc joke only if you do reply.