None buys shit :(

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None buys shit :(

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Y dont u all buy shit?
It can b used for so many things.

Like shitting others.
Breaking the shit out of someone.
And u know wats the best thing? U can use it to play like a boomerang.If u dont know how u can use it as boomerang then u r stupid :D
And there r more to come,u ever tried to use shit inside of your cpu? it keeps your cpu temp at 20 c constant :) see its so usefull.
Also u ever heard of ice skating? Yes sure u did,but what about shit-skating? never tried it,yes? shit is more sliperry that ice :D and this is a hidden fact so most people cant enjoy it.

I hav a big plan for someone to make SHIT-BOOK social networking site.It will become instant famous due to its name! :D

Any other ideas are welcomed! :)
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... cuz you can get shit for free !

ahaha i like the boomerang one.
shit is like boomerang, no matter how strong you throw it, it always comes back to you and hits you even harder.

if one does not know what shit is, you can see it everywhere, its all around us. you see it when you go out, you see it when you surf websites godaddy (exept my website, its shit free) and you can smell it when you talk to microsoft support.
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Sethioz wrote:shit is like boomerang, no matter how strong you throw it, it always comes back to you and hits you even harder.
U r smart indeed :P

Now try shit inside cpu cabinet.In theory,shit is matter waste not liquid waste,so shit cant harm electronic items,and shit can decrease temperature nicely.When shit gets hot,buy another one or get it for free :)

For kids: U know any time robber can come in your house and mess with your stuff and play with your toys.U should always be ready for suck an encounter.So u know how u can shit a robber?
i'll tell u.Buy a cheap gun from market.but remember,guns can save life as well as it can shit that many lifes! so u need to practise hard before doing anything.Buy a gun with shit bullets and practise everyday.u might want to try shooting with closed eyes just like magicians! what is more cool than shitting the robber? yes magic.If u can shoot with closed eyes then surely u can shoot the robber who gets in!
Now start with loading the shit in the gun and close your eyes and go to your mum's bedroom and start shooting! Make sure you mom is in the room coz if u miss a shot then there must be someone to tell u that,u cant tell it coz your eyes will b closed! Go ahead and try the shitting gun shots!
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here is one example from real life. about 6-7 years ago i registered on one casino site. 1-2 years after that, when my account was IDLE and i never used it anymore, i started getting SPAM from all of the casino sites (partners). so yeah ... this saying really is as i said it "shit is like boomerang, stronger you throw, stronger it hits you".
it keeps coming and coming .. i keep blocking emails, but it still COMES !

casino i registered on was riverbelle dot com (no ad for them). now it keeps shitting on my email with their super shitting partners.


as about that other part .. i think you need to stop drinking, whatever you drink there, before you go completely nutz and start seeing flying shitballs !
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Sethioz wrote:as about that other part .. i think you need to stop drinking, whatever you drink there, before you go completely nutz and start seeing flying shitballs !
It is good to go nutz sometimes and cause trouble to others XD
i already see shitballs flying in the sky!
And i drink coca cola.

Well u bought shit? I got 5kg yesterday for cheap from ebay :) My cpu runs at 10 degree Celsius.
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Okay I'm guessing shit is a metaphor for man-made ideas?
if not what is it O.o or is this an inside joke i'm very curious
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shit is shit.real shit is also shit and many other things are also shit..
Example: shit came to my mind when i made this topic XD

Still,none buys shit :(
Its very usefull.
:D
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