joke

[bloodyking]

a cheap man went to a strip club and had sex with a women for 5bucks, later that night he realize the lady give him crabs , the next day he return to the club and say ' HEY YOU BITCH , u give me crabs" and the striper answer " what did u expect for 5buck a lobster "

[RaT]

Lol

[KEN]

1>Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2>Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

3>Nobody wished me a happy birthday today :( , which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.

4>This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word "dog"!

5>̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

6>ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[KEN]

that awkward moment when you try to change your password to "my dick" and it says its no long enough......and uh forget to mention,it also says,its weak :)

I’m trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. O.o

i m posting on Twitter that i m updating my Facebook status update.xD

my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing. :D

i found out that if you search google in google, the internet would shut down.

): ǝɯıʇ ʇxǝu pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎʇıןɐnb pooƃ ɐ ʎnq ןןıʍ ı

I’d mind my own business if yours was a little less interesting.

Opinions are indeed like butts, some are just bigger than others :)

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. :D

[Sethioz]

some of it is good stuff, but why post it here ? this is one specific joke. could make new thread saying "jokes" then.

anyway i like the week one :) Monday, Tuesday and then comes WTF.

i always confuse ppl if i cant convince them, first i confuse, then i convince. works better.

[KEN]

i did not wanted to make another topic just for placing my jokes,it wud b better to place them under 1 topic.Change the topic to "jokes" :) i will b placing more over here to make u laugh a bit :P

[Sethioz]

nah, confusing. start new, and keep updating your FIRST post only.

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