Brainiac : Jon's teasing questions

[Sethioz]

Not all, but some of them was really lame so i didn't include them, but there...i kind a like. some of them really make you go hmmmmm

1. If its 0 degrees today and it's suppouse to be twice as cold tomorrow, then what temperature would it be ?

2. If you put a chameleon in a room of mirrors, what color would it turn ?

3. If you take compass into space, which way would it point ?

4. Does bald ppl wash their heads with shampoo or soap ?

5. If you are in a car travelling on a speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will happen ?

6. Why is ice clear and snow white ?

7. Why does shampoos come in different colors if the lava (??) is always white ?

8. If there would be identical twin brothers married to identical twin sisters, would their children be identical ?

9. Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes ?

10. If you travelling in a speed of sound and you fart, do you smell it before you hear it ?

11. If swimming is so good exercise, then how comes whales are so fast ?

12. How young can you be and still die into old age ?

13. you're in falling lift, can you save yourself by jumping in the last moment ?

14. what would happen to level of ocean if all the boats/ships would be taken out in world at the same time ?

15. if you could dig a tunnel straight thru earth, would come out feet first ?

16. would ocean be deeper if it wouldn't contain any sponges ?

17. do fish get thirsty ?

18. if you get your heart bumping with coffee, is it considered as a good aerobic exercise ?

19. if you try to fail and you succeed, then which one have you done ?

20. if someone would told you that they were patheolotical liar, would you believe them ?

21. why there is light in the freezer, but not in deepfreeze ?

22. how can you tell when sourcream goes bad ?

23. why you never see any baby pigeones ?

24. whats the opposite of opposite ?

25. why doesnt super clue stick to the tube ?

26. do octopuses have arms or legs ?

27. who's the first person to see a cow and say: i think ill squeese those tangly things and drink what comes out ?!

28. if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown ?

29. what color is mirror ?

30. if word would be misspelled in dictionary, how would you know ?

31. can you cry underwater ?

32. if you spend a day doing nothing, then how do you know when you finished ?

33. where does the white go, when snow melts ?

34. if you lit a flame inside a spacecraft, would flame burn upwards ?

35. if your normal body temperature is 37C, then why do you feel uncomfortable if its that temperature outside ?

36. if there would be a earthquake on a mars, would it be called marsquake ?

37. when you are driving a car and get lost, then how comes you turn down the music volume ?

38. why is it called your bottom, if its really in middle of your body ?

39. how come you press the button on your remote controller harder, if you know the battery is running low ?

[PinPoint]

7. Why does shampoos come in different colors if the lava (??) is always white ?

its not lava its lather. like the froth you get when washing. incase you still had the ?? in your head about lava.

i used to watch braniac all the time when it was on, its an epic show like.

[TeamRetox]

23. why you never see any baby pigeones ?

that one is easy! :D pidgeons lay eggs, then zombie pidgeons eat the eggs, wait for it to watch inside their stomach then it grows and grows till its bigger then the zombie pidgeon causing his skin to tear apart, then the mother pidgeon helps baby pidgeon remove the zombie pidgeon ribs, and then she cleans him(zombie pidgeons are a bit smaller then normal adult pidgeon so thats why they tear apart.

[Sethioz]

yeah that part was just kind a messy how he said it. but epic it is .. hybrid of jackass and mythbusters, gotta love it.
if i bothered to actually write em down, it means it has to be good hehe